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courtesy of Una Mamma Snob Online dating has become the rule instead of the exception these days.

I actually met my fiance on the Internet and we’re planning on marrying.

However, you might be amused by some of the other folks I met online. “Bang Bang, My Baby Shot Me Down” - I met a guy online whose picture resembled that of a younger Pete Seeger, who turned out to be a musician and quite a charmer.

When I met him at a local diner, it was love at first sight (on my part at least). Apparently, he was a bit kinky, and, when his ex-wife found out about the types of things he expected of her, she refused to go near him and divorced him.

While we were sitting in his car, he asked me to help him COMMIT A CRIME!

He was carrying a gun and he wanted me to go to his ex-wife’s house and hold her down while he raped her!!!!

I was scared out of my wits, and I had to think fast on my feet.I remembered that he told me he was still dating some woman named Betsy (*name changed to protect the innocent).So, in order to divert his mind, I asked him, “By the way, how is Betsy”? At that point, I threw a fit and told him that I wasn’t looking for a womanizer, opened the car door, made my exit and went back into my car and drove home ... I was afraid to call the police because this guy knew where I lived. “Chain, Chain, Chain, Chain of Fools” - I met another fellow online who impressed me with his intelligence and reasonable looks. He told me he was a one woman man, and I have to say I was relieved to hear that after having met Mr. We went out several times before I invited him to my house.One day, we bought sandwiches at a local deli and we brought them to my house. He had an overnight bag with him which was full of whips and chains!!!! “If It Ain’t Broken, Don’t Fix It” - I met another man online who was well-versed in history and clearly no slouch in the brains department.He told me he wanted me to act like a ***** and beat him up! We chatted via Instant Messenger a number of times, and I finally gave him my phone number.He answered the phone, “Paolo* the Plumber” (again, name changed). “I’m Henry the Eighth I Am” - A fellow named John* (name changed) saw my profile on a dating site and decided to contact me, as he lived near me.