They drink like crazy, all the ones in America are ridiculously rich, they sure do like techno, and all their women are drop-dead gorgeous until they hit 30.
Though they are stereotyped as Arabs, Persians are not Arabs.
Quite frankly, calling a Persian dude "Arab" would be suicide.
Persian men are stereotyped as hairy, rich, long eyelashes, wears too much cologne, good grades, amazing at soccer, often mistaken to be Italian (sometimes taking advantage of this), and enormously faithful.
Persian women are stereotyped as dark haired, long legged, and very closed off to dating outside their race, contrary to Persian men who probably date outside their race more often than not.
Lying is one of the biggest taboos in Persian culture so if you happen to be going out with a Persian right now, rest assured he/she will NOT play around with others. No one could get in, few could get out (but for the record, 100% of Persian-Americans came here legally.
Up until the 1979 Islamic Revolution, Iran was just like any other country in Europe. It's kinda hard to swim over 15,000 miles and sneak into the USA after that, ya know.).
But when the revolution came around in 1979-1980, Islamic radicals were in control. Every day Persian people around the world hope the current regime will fall one way or another.
A wonderful people with an awfully crappy government.
A traditionalist at heart, he travels often in an attempt to expose himself to as many cultures across the globe as possible.
Hume, formerly known as Law Dogger, is an attorney and the litigation partner of his law firm.
His column runs every so often and he can be found on Twitter as well. The sometimes delicate, always materialistic, often complicated and usually bitchy flowers of the female species.
They vary from outright gorgeous to downright hideous with excess hair and cycloptic unibrows.